Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
