she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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