Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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