Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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