My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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