no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
