I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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