don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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