sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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