Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
They have beer where we have blood.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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