He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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