just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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