I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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