It's like God shit irony all over that family
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Please don't give away my fajitas
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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