Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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