I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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