ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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