She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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