How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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