Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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