If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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