Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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