why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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