Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i came on her dog
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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