I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Randomize
