Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
