Midget sex pt 2 tonight
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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