I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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