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did you get engaged???
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Found the puke drawer
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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