i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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