You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
