i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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