I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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