Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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