i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
should my penis look like a turkey
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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