I'm really into asian looking animals
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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