Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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