he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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