How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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