Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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