It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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