It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
