If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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