Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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