i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dear god my vagina.
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