wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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