Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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