wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's blow job season.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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