You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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