508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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