hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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