Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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