the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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